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rookie - member
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Oh, and there should be a character that has at least one crazy cause or conspiracy theory. Usually the conspiracy theory comes from the smart/unstable guy while the crazy cause comes from the dumb sidekick.

My vote for the cause - the Banana Blight threatening to rid the world of all edible banana's by 2012. Look it up.

Maybe you can model the crazy conspiracy guy after a guy that works with Chris. Apparently he regaled Chris with a tale about the coming end of days and how demons were already on Earth waiting until 2012 to strike (why does 2012 keep coming up?). He threw in, for good measure, a theory about how aliens were going to come and pick off those that weren't taken in the rapture. He then finished off his crazy ramblings with his suspicions that his cat wanted to sleep with his wife. Apparently a dream told him that the wife and cat used to be married in a previous life. Good times.

novice - founder
35 posts

Best part, we don't need to rename a character modeled after Squid. That name is so perfect you can't even hope to improve on it...

novice - founder
35 posts

Conversation musts:

The "That's not how you cuss, THIS is how you cuss..." i.e. Asshole vs. Spunk gargling cum bucket...

The "Fucked to death by a horse" conversation... I won't be in to work tomorrow, my dad died/ Did he have a heart attack?/ No, a horse fucked him to death.... Can you imagine being the person who find the guy dead from being horsecocked?, etc...

rookie - member
6 posts

Of course, at some point there must be a car trip involved, and the you don't love jesus, you just love his doggy style line must be used....

novice - member
24 posts

Okay...I'm being a bad mommy and distracting my teething, stuffy boy with a video, so I have time to think about this again for a second...

So, we're going Office Space meets something (I didn't care for Old School, so I'm throwing that out for now).

Our protagonist isn't sub-human, though. That's important. His FRIENDS might be, but he isn't. What we know about him--he has a lesbian sister who is friends with his neighbor (who needs a name as badly as poor NOT BRENT because my feminist self can't call her MILF too many more times without feeling like I need to burn my clothes).

If we want to do an Office Space/Office feel, we need to keep the guy in his old job. Maybe he's dreaming of a new job but he's still at the old one.

The story starts the day something changes. What's our inciting incident? We can work from there...

novice - founder
35 posts

That's Bangable MILF to you...

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